she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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