last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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