Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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