It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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