oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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