I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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