doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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