Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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