It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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