hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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