Don't you send me to vm
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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