What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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