I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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