We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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