I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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