i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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