She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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