i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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