Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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