am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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