If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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