Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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