How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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