soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
