her vagine was all disorganized.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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