I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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