Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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