Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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