It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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