no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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