He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
