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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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