I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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