I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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