If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
