Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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