From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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