Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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