We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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