This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My brain says no but my pants say off.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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