I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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