Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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