it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm both gender and math confused
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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