But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the day after is always just damage control
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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