People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm jealous of your bromance
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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