why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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