You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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