Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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