idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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