i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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