That's intense
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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