Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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