Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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