Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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